Punters can now get odds of 501-1 that Johnny Depp’s hounds Boo and Pistol will campaign with Tony Windsor, in his bid to reclaim the seat of New England from Barnaby Joyce.
Bookmaker sportsbet.com.au has released a market on Depp-related odds after Deputy Prime Minister Joyce threatened to put the animals down when they weren’t quarantined on entering the country last year.
Ultimately the pups were deported.
In the event that Joyce looses his seat, punters can also get odds of $51 that the deposed minister will take up a position as a professional dog walker, and $501 if he becomes Johnny Depp’s PR Manager
Markets courtesy sportsbet.com.au
Tony Windsor Campaign Specials
$34 RSPCA to openly endorse Tony Windsor’s campaign
$51 Tony Windsor to release branded dog poo bags as merchandise
$51 Johnny Depp to endorse Tony Windsor
$101 Barnaby Joyce to announce he is going to “release the hounds” on Tony Windsor
$101 Tony Windsor to dress as Jack Sparrow during his election campaign
$501 Pistol and Boo to be seen campaigning with Tony Windsor
$501 Barnaby Joyce to attempt to deport Tony Windsor
What will Barnaby do for work if he loses New England
$21 Animal rights campaigner
$51 Dog walker
$101 Dog groomer
$501 Ambassador for Pedigree Dog Food
$501 Johnny Depp’s PR Manager
$501 Cast on Dr Chris Brown: Bondi Vet
$501 Writer for Dr Harry
$1,001 Pirate
$1,001 Amber Heard’s fashion adviser
With Tony Windsor’s track record as a Labour side kick and the most dislikeable man on TV who in their right mind and with any sort of memory would have the audacity to vote for him. Barnaby Joyce or anybody else for that matter could lay down and play dead before one person should vote for Tony Windsor.